my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
^THAT TAG OMFG
how to make a flower crown
step 1 collect the dying valentines flowers from your mums vase (trim the stems if you want)
step 2 take pics of them on your bed
step 3 if you know how to make a proper flower crown (lucky u) then follow that method otherwise use sticky tape to join the flowers together (i’m lazy i know)
step 4 wear flower crown on your head and drink a cup of tea
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
and god fucking damn it.