kind of hard to explain...

So HI. I'm Brooke and like... yeah

(Source: weheartit.com, via meowingt-n)

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow, via lunsfuhd)

(Source: feellng)

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.
My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

geekygothgirl:

jmiah0192:

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

(via ohhopelessromanticme)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

threegroovywishes:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

anythingaladdin:

Little Jasmine 

Photos By: kumaseenico

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY HEART YOU PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGEL????

I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTE!! 

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BEYOND CUTE. WTFFFFF.

HOLY SHITTITS A BABY AND PERFECTION AND CUTE AND WOW I CANT THE HAIR AND HER CUTE LITTLE FACE I WANT TO HUG HER 

(via kiss-my-assbutt)

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

(via littlelotte-xo)

(Source: expensivelife, via tigeroak)

“Respect your uniqueness and drop comparison. Relax into your being.”

—   Osho (via lazyyogi)

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

(Source: denicedenice, via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

(via ixnay-on-the-oddk)

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