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my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family
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i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
#….uh. in a fit of desperation i’ve spanked a math book with a ruler.
^THAT TAG OMFG
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how to make a flower crown
step 1 collect the dying valentines flowers from your mums vase (trim the stems if you want)
step 2 take pics of them on your bed
step 3 if you know how to make a proper flower crown (lucky u) then follow that method otherwise use sticky tape to join the flowers together (i’m lazy i know)
step 4 wear flower crown on your head and drink a cup of tea
someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
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SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
shit fuck
fucking hell
WHAT THE FUCK
and god fucking damn it.
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