June 2013
if u date someone who is sad and expect them to instantly be happy cause u date them and get frustrated by how “boring” they are for always being unhappy then you need to take a trip down fuck off lane
people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
isn’t it ironic
how we kill
flowers
because we
think that
they are
beautiful
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
*puff puff*
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
anger
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
watching tv shows online